she was so not down for the gang bang
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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