I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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