I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Houston, we have a squirter
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Boobs are out for the taking
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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