you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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