I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
