people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now