The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.