Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
There r osticjed everywhere
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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