just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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