I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's rum buckets o'clock
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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