nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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