Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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