So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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