I want to stick my p in your. b.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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