how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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