Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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