I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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