Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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