belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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