You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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