I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she told me i tasted like america
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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