Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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