Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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