I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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