Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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