I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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