Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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