Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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