who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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