god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
MIDGETS
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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