I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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