I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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