just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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