I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize