covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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