i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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