I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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