ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
