Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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