Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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