So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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