found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
not ubering you a puppy
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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