if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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