Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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