They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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