Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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