eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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