You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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