I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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