Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
no, he came in my armpit
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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