Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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