she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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