it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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