well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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