matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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